Friday, February 20, 2015

Circle of Fears

Circle of Fears
Mouse is afraid of cat
Cat is afraid of dog
Dog is afraid of man
Man is afraid of woman
Woman is afraid of mouse

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

How to Merge Many XLS Files into One File

How to Merge Many XLS Files into One File?
It will combine many xls files into a single spreadsheet file including the worksheet!
Just create new XLS File Then press Alt+F11 to go to Microsoft Visual Basic Mode
Double Click ThisWorkbook on the left column

Monday, February 16, 2015

Telephone Etiquette

Telephone Etiquette
When you receive a phone call, just introduce your name and your office. E.g.: This is Patrick from Krusty Krab.
Smile and use the words please and thank you.
If someone ask, is this Krusty Krab? Don't be mad like Patrick. They probably just to make sure it's your workplace they're calling.

Friday, February 13, 2015

9 Months After Valentine...

9 Months After Valentine...
On February 14th on Valentine's Day boys are after the girls for "Valentine" (Sex).
9 months later on November 14th girls are after boys for the baby they have...
Remember: Love is not Sex....

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Top Cause of Death in US on 2013

No Cause Number %
1 Diseases 2,044,000 87.25%
2 Accidents 130,557 5.57%
3 Drugs 63,500 2.71%
4 Alcohol 47,000 2.01%
5 Suicide 41,149 1.76%
6 Homicide 16,121 0.69%
7 Terrorist 500 0.02%
Cause of Death in US on 2013
USD 4 Trillion for War on Terror?
For the 0.02%, US spend USD 4 Trillion money and spread hundreds thousands of its soldier in Afghanistan, Iraq, etc and become the "ticket to heaven" for the local people if they can kill them?
Spend the Money Wisely….

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Duel After Twitter War

Duel After Twitter War
After having heated arguments in Twitter, @redinparis (Roysepta Abimanyu) and @panca66 (Cipta Panca Laksana, 48 years old), settle their arguments in a street fight in Istora Senayan (Indonesian Sport Center). But they fight not in the boxing ring, instead in the parking lot. 
After 2 minutes of fighting, @panca66 won the fight. @panca66 is Prabowo's supporter, while @redinparis is Joko Widodo's supporter. Prabowo and Joko Widodo are the Indonesian Presidential Candidates on 2014 Election.
Both supporters were documenting the fight. Some of them taking the pictures and upload them to twitter, while others make video and upload the fight to youtube...

To avoid this kind of fighting, just respect others' tweets no matter how stupid you think. If someone bullying you, just block or band him/her.

Monday, February 9, 2015

The Highest Mountain in the World

Mount Everest (8,848 meter) in Himalaya Mountain, Nepal is the highest mountain in the world. If we measure from the base to the peak, Mauna Kea in Hawaii is the tallest Mountain with 10,203 meter height. But most of it is below the sea. From the sea level, Mauna Kea's height is only 4,205 meter.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Floods in Jakarta Paralyzing the City

Floods in Jakarta, February 9th 2015. Paralyzing the city of 14 million people. The Presidential Palace in Jakarta also trapped in floods. So is the Jakarta City Hall. People cannot go to work there.
The Governor of Jakarta, Basuki Tjahaja Purnama used to called Ahok are blaming that someone sabotage "his work" so Jakarta is still flooded today.

I wonder who can sabotage to flood the Giant City?
Is it a real sabotage or just the imagination of Mr Incompetent?

Friday, February 6, 2015

Don't be Sad if You don't have a Valentine

If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day: Don't be Sad
Most People don't have AIDS on World AIDS day as well
I talk with Mr Wiyoso who was born on 1955 in a bus. At the age of 60, he has a 40 year old son and some grand children.
He married at the age of 19 while his wife at 18 years old. They still married until now and their children have a good life.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Beautiful Pictures of Nature

Nature is very beautiful. There are lots of biodiversities there. There are many species of animals and plants. The mountain, the valleys, the rivers, the lakes etc are amazing.
It's a pity if people destroy them for coal, crude palm oil, chop the trees, burn the forest, etc.
Above is the picture of Custer, South Dakota. Beautiful river and forest.

Grow Your Own Rice and Fish!

Grow Your Own Rice and Fish!
Grow your own food.
So no matter the world economic crisis is, you still can eat rice and fish. You are survived!
These are the photos of Paddy Field in Ngemplak district, Yogyakarta, Indonesia.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Be Good to Others

Sooner or later we'll be gone.
All our treasures, power, and others go to others.
We just bring our body that soon will decay.
So be good to others.